
my lyrics take care of me, they therapy, get sh-t off my chest…
don’t stop
mighty healthy (LINK IS FIXED CHECK IT OUT!!!)
Seal gets the 2005 award (even though she is tuff) for Captain Save A Ho. Dude seeded her up hella quick in an attempt to be on some “shes preg with my kid type sh-t”, but she just dropped a youngn less than a 2 yeas from a dude who dumped her. Oh well chalk another one for negroes.
Chappelle hospitalized? Man as soon as negoes get that cheese they go crazy - what would be wilder is if they made this a sketch on his show. Writers, call me!!
a silent flute
Diplo in DC in mid June. I’m there for the surreality/hipster/representing the only negro in the building with non-tight jeans on.
The Bible Game? Come on B.
hella hip hop
Sallimo speaks on ordinary and not so ordinary people.
I have come to the conclusion that EVERY ONE in their life between the ages of 20-26 wants to rap. I’ve been offered CDs by dudes from ever race, walk of life, and location from the subway to the gas station to the strip club. So here are 5 reasons why you SHOULDN’T RAP:
*You aren’t really talking about anything. I call this the Ludacris effect. Cats can rhyme their asses off, but aren’t really saying a whole lot. This is the majority of “mcs” on the street. “I’m dope yo, check my shit. Support the local nigga”. Nah boss, I’ma support my gas tank, good lookin though.
*If you used to be the leader of a gang and are now reformed. Granted you’ve gotten niggas/eses killed, but that shit doesn’t mean you are nice on the mic. Yeah you’re “real” but tell that to the crowd @ Bowie State Universitys homecoming. Can’t wear locs on the east coast homie.
*If you realize @ 31 years old you are nice, you are to late. If you’ve seen my comments section u see that unless “girls wanna f-ck u, dudes wanna be you” you won’t sell any records. You can’t hustle and grind like a 22 year old when you gotta pay $125 a week in daycare fees and have a mortgage. Your wife doesn’t want to hear you spent the light bill on studio times.
*Just because you are just now getting out of the belly of the beast (thats east coast negro speak for jail) doesn’t mean we want to hear your story. If I want to hear a dude who got out of jail rap I’ll put on Makaveli 37. Suburban kids like to hear jail stories and sht, but being the jail cook over happy beats isn’t gonna sell you a record.
*Just because you’ve appeared in every rap video in the last 3 years doesn’t magically give u the ability to spit. Remember that one dude from Soul Train that used to be in all the videos? Dude had a cane and a goofy hat? Looked kinda like humpty hump? Yeah he had an album…and yes u HAVEN’T heard it for a reason.