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Wednesday, December 31st, 2003

and we did it in the name of love…

and u was baby…

‘03 was good. real good.

graduated from college.

go jobs.

met chics.

(the current nextel situation is weezy. dudes messed my acct up again. should be up and running in a few days.)

best ish of the year

song - “step in the name of love”
producer(s) - neptunes, lil jon, r.kelly
breakthrough artist - 50
breakthrough group - DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET DIP SET!!!
person who should’ve given up - ja rule & krs-one
that nigga twice - lenny kravitz
person i’m not mad at - diddy
person i’m hella mad at - j.timberlake (the dudes whole style is chump) & benzino
hottest chic of 03 - either Vida or Ki Toy.

More later…
best sneaker of the year - Nike Dunk [check Retrokid for pics of the different designs of the shoe]
Illest new label (clothes) - seven jeans
most played item - dare i say jerseys? im sayin benzino had a fallen black stars jersey on at the source awards.

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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003

Top 5 people to stick with (notice I only have 5 as compared to last week’s top 10, meaning: its alot MORE people you should stay clear of):

5) That geeky cute girl in your Spanish class. Fellas, GET HER NUMBER. She’s gonna be in Ebony magazine in about 3 years. See yall be chasing them prada bag toting, Jimmy Choo shoe wearing, Seven Jeans rocking girls (HU stand up!). See those are the ones you gonna see 4 years from now and their child is gonna have on Pro-Ked shoes and Buddy Lee Dungarees. Ole Geeky girl has her priorities straight.

4) The dude that Bags his Lunch. Yes he is a dude about saving doe. I aint gonna lie, my crew, we eat out everyday but thats why Im BROKE. But that guy who bags his lunch…….see he will influence you to bag your lunch. You can save $50 - $100 a week, hands down! But if you eating wit dudes who constantly at the hot bars, fast food and sit down lunch spots, you gonna be done in! I tried bagging my lunch a few times. After a while…….I was like “This ham sammich aint hittin on nothing!” But I Gotta keep working on saving doe mayne!

3) People who wear the proper sleepwear. I.E. Pajamas, gowns, robes. It has been said that these people are more successful in life. Im not saying ALL people who wear pajamas is gonna be millionaries but a person who actually spends more on quality sleepwear knows the quality of sleep , which is the more important element of having a good day. So you can laugh if you want, matter of fact, keep on wearing them 1990 Charlotte Hornets shorts with the holey Doug Williams 1987 Super Bowl “Touch of Class” shirts if you want. (jerome note: OH MY GOD!! HAHAHAHAHAHA)

2) People who keep their feet out. You see a dude wearing sandles, he getting it out here. You cant even wear sandles unless you got that bread. Broke dudes wit sandles dont even look right in sandles. They keep looking down at their feet like something is wrong. I dont and never will wear em myself but its a sign of wealth

1) Your friend that has No Cell Phone and No Car! Yes they still exist. A person with no cell AND no car gets in contact with people and gets around WAY more than we do. You are laughing right now but Im telling you. See to not have a cell means “Im not available in the street and if you wanna call me, hit me in the house when I feel like talking.” Not having a car means “Oh You wanna holla at me?………GET ME” Now that also means two less bills to pay. Now if that dude is bagging his lunch TOO………He’ll be a millionaire in a year!

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Monday, December 29th, 2003

I got 99 probnaw fuck it i just got alot of shit to say

it gets no realer

2003 is over. And with that I am going to air shit out….this is how I feel, don�t get it twisted

random shit

1. On some real shit whats good with asians? Like the majority of asian cats I run into whether it be in the streets, art galleries, or wherever are on some all inclusive shit? Like I never seen asians with anybody except themselves or the token white dude one of them may be dating. Someonee school me.

2. Oh yeah you motherfuckers also aren�t cool because you get every limited edition shoe that nike puts out. That shit doesn�t earn you any points except in your circle of friends and other random kids you are trying to impress over the internet. Style should be individual not a result of waiting outside a sneaker store to get a particular shoe.

3. At the same time if you�ve never waited in line for Jordans you are officially wack. EVERYBODY (females included) I know has waited in line for at least 1 pair of Jordans whether it be the blk/red space jams, the blk/gray/red 3s or the blk/red 6s a few summers ago.

4. And why in every city that I have been in for the past 2-3 years is shit so fuckin segragated? Like damn the black people are supposed to go one place, white people another, and so on and so on. Fuck that I like to go to places where I can here a large variety of music amongst a variety of people.

5. At the same time people have to be openminded enough to make some shit like that happen. I hate dealing with lame fuckers who only want to go to Dream or VIP all the fuckin time. Negroes we live in D.C. We can go one weekend without being there. damn.

6. Black people WHAT THE FUCK?? Like damn we gotta get our shit together. Every aspect in black culture is wack now from nightlife to music to relationships is ass. Straight up. It starts with individuals who work to bring every one together. YOU (yeah u the person reading this) should start it.

my niggas….

7. To all my niggas still in college, GRADUATE! Get it over with and get on in life.

8. Vad on some real shit you my dude and all but I need to hear a single by August. No hate involved, not saying you�re not motivated but I need that.

9. X I need a short film by October.

10. KBizzle I need to see you on someones X-MAS Skate DVD this time next year.

11. Rylo I need you to be a head coach of a varsity squad. ASAP

12. Silas & co. you need to get your shit published. For real. Like niggas are onto some comic genius and just real life shit and it needs to be eaten up and appreciated by the masses. I�m serious.

13. Eric & Gary, man get yall shit together. I respect the job but y�all can get so much more crackn, please believe that. PLEASE!

14. Vad if you gotta let it go homie, let it go. 04 can�t be on some if/maybe/kinda bullshit. Either you ridin with me or you not.

15. Electra get your shit together. Make the moves for yourself and the babies, fuck what anyone else says.

black people…

16. How come there is no middle ground for us? Like how come people have to be on some okayplayer shit or on some Roc A Fella shit? Why can�t people like both?

17. Having the latest cell phone, jeans, sneakers, etc doesn�t give you status. Granted I am the most materialistic dude anyone knows but I�m beginning to believe that status is achieved through other areas like owning a house, having a good credit score, and being a responsible person.

18. We need to diversify where we get our money from as well as how we are portrayed and how we portray things. For instance we need to get a stronger hold into X-Games sports. You have a better chance in being a pro bmx rider or snowboarder than being the next Lebron. Joe Forte, Eddie Griffin anyone?

19. At the same time not everyone can spit either. You should only spit if you�re nice. How do u judge if you�re/your man is nice? Its not if you can spit 10 million words that rhyme together or incorporate mortal kombat sounds in your verses. U just gotta be nice. Have a presence. Talk about more than killing people and movin weight. Don�t cry about girls and your personal issues on the mic. Fuck is that good for?

20. refer to #6

21. Make sure your job has a 401(k).

22. Don�t fight outside the club. The letout is sometimes better than the actual club that night.

23. DIVERSIFY YOUR BONDS NIGGA!!

I was in love at times, I was so hurt she made me forget my rhymes

24. See being from Arizona, especially the cozy suburb of Mesa which is like hella white, hella latino, and almost not black I have developed an attraction to women of other races. The shit doesn�t matter to me how you feel about it. Go to Arizona and try to find a nubian princess. You�ll be more frustrated than Defari. (Read his interview @ Tha-Formula) I�m not saying they�re not out there but its so many dudes vs qualified females that if you don�t trick the doe or push the right whip they don�t fool with you. Come on you�re NOT frontin on me.

25. At the same time I despise with a fucking passion white, asian, or latina women who ONLY date niggas. Nah see I probably know 3 niggas you used to fuck with and I don�t follow after anyone, especially them grimy ass AZ niggas. Everyone needs diversity in who they date, it makes you a better person because you get multiple views of life.

26. Black women, I know your hair is an issue, but WORK OUT at least 2 times a week? See I�m getting older, as are you, and that thickness that was once so appealing is beginning to turn me off. You don�t gotta run when its 42 degrees outside but break a tuff sweat daily. If the white girls can keep it tight so should you.

27. A goal of mine, is to use the word “nigga” less. I�m actaully trying to stop cussing as a whole, but thats gonna take a minute. I�m not going to start using other words besides “nigga” though. Probably stay strong with dude and a few others, but YOU WILL NOT hear me calling cats son, god, or anything else that goes against the west coast in me.

28. Black dudes be about more than just cuttin. Like how many girls can you say are your friends? See I get the feeling just like every other nigga who wants to only bang out and I can respect that. At the same time I have female friends who I haven�t fucked and would like to keep it that way. And I keep a gay chic as well to let me know whats really good. Like we can trade notes about chics and see what might make her like a gay chic other than me.

29. Whats up with all the black lesbianism going on? Is this shit for real? I�m just not into losing potential prospects to a chic in a dickies fit, tims, & braids. I understand niggas may have done you wrong but unless you�ve had that �itcch� for women since you were a little girl going into uncharted territory for bs reasons is wack.

30. And whats really good with black chics who only date/like white dudes? Like I�m not really mad that you date white dudes, cuz its your prefernce/life. At the same time how can you cut off everything and everyone else? Someone please let me know.

four days out the week find me inthe kitchen

31. I dislike people who aren�t down to GRIND (not in a physical sense, cuz when a chic gets it craccn in the club OH COY!). You gotta get work done for yourself nowadays. Granted I count on my NY dudes for alot of stuff but thats because shopping in D.C. is wack. At the same time if I can get it on my own I will.

32. I need someone else to get a car. Rome has driven to VA multiple times, Philly, NY, and out to the club all the fuckin time. Now I�m not mad if people don�t have cars, but we gotta work something out in 04. The six deuce needs a break from I-95.

33. All of that t-shirt/sticker/art banter I was talking will come to frution this year. Money, or the lack of, was the main reason why alot of things didn�t get done this year.

34. You will hear a track produced by me this year. As far as me spitting, I�ve been writing a little but mostly trying to get my production game up. Trying to get these turntables is going to be a bitch with my uncle screwing me on rent.

35. Don�t trip though I�m nicer than YOU.

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36. Why the fuck is my uncle charging me $500 to live at his spot and I still have chores? And why the fuck do I have to pay the highest rent in the house when one of his kids is damn near 30 and doesn�t pay shit? If I can find a spot in the district I�m outta here in by summer. Thats bullshit. The random ass nigga in the basement pays less than I do.

37. Polo is the best shit out there. Real diverse, have butter blazers, button ups, and polo shirts. Respect that.

38. I hate Up Against the Wall. That overpriced fake ass boutique store doesn�t do it for me. Example: I like shirts by Robert Graham. I was onto them shits like 6-8 months ago and you could only get em at Neiman Marcus, Saks, etc. Now UATW has them which would be ok if they didn�t raise the prices to even higher than Neimans. Fuck them. I�m fuckin with Paul Smith apparell from now now.

39. Where is the west coast? Damn it seems as no one is trying to give any west coast artists any shine. I haven�t heard the latest Westide Connection album other than the first single, which is a banger, but damn where are niggas? I mean the South owned 2003 and NY stayed consistent as fa as dropping product but other than �Beautiful� by Snoop the west coast made very little worth discussing.

40. At the same time I have this to say : Kanye West cannot save every artist. I don�t want to hear more than 2 tracks from dude on Commons album. Listen, Lonnie or Rashid or whatever your name is Dug Infinite and NO I.D. are alive. Get at those niggas. Buy a fuckin XL shirt. Drop Badus wack ass, her talent is minimal and her beauty is even less. Damn Common Sense was my nigga but Common (other than Hungry which was a fuckin NO I.D. production) hasn�t done shit for me.

41. I dislike white rappers who complain and their fans. Fuck Def Jux, Rhymesayers, Atmosphere, El-P, etc. etc. And fuck the cornball ass black acts down with them.

42. And I don�t really fuck with G Unit that much either. Granted 50 is improving and Banks might be the truth in a few years, they�re just not on my radar as of late. Funny dudes, but I don�t need y�all to be comedians.

43. Why haven�t there been any black rock bands that have reached extreme success? I don�t relate to young t shirt & leather pants wearing white dudes with long hair who scream into the mic. Black Trucker Hat All Stars will change that. Its my version of N.E.R.D. without the Neptunes production.

44. I guess that NERD album is better than Andres.

45. Yeah I�m a Jay & Dip Set fan, so fuckin what? Categorize me, hate, do the fuck whatever makes you happy. Understand I�m not one of these cats that got into hip hop in 97 when Puff Daddy dropped a solo album. I been listening to this shit since NWA and when my pops used to blare Criminal Minded in house. The YO MTV Raps days with Ed & Dre, Rap City with that tall, ugly dude (Chris Thomas…shit how many of y�all remember Prince Dejour?). At the same time this is while growing up in suburban Arizona so we had to reach to get music.

I got my eye on ya bitch and your baby mama…

46. Christina Milian, however late her album is, is the truth. As a singer.

47. Nicc Cannon. Quit. Now. (Gigolo was the shit though, probably cuz of Kels)

48. How talented is Alicia Keys? Sometimes I�m just like shes reaching. Her whole steez is just….blah. I got the first album and liked it, but damn you�ve lost me love.

49. Natalie Raitano(the short black haired chic from Pamela Andersons show) is the shit to me.

50. Gotta respect these niggas. They have taken the adult industry by storm, basically smuttin alot of the major porn chics (black & white).

51. Kelis was so tuff B4 Nas.

if you can�t respect that your whole perspective is wack, maybe you�ll love me when I fade to black

Thats real talk. All 51. Fuck 99 I don�t have a Maybach nor am I fucking the lead singer of Destinys Child. If I offended you thats cool, I don�t care to please everyone other than myself and a few select friends. If you were mentioned between #s7-15 and feel like I put you on blast or whatever its because I did. Trying to motivate everyone, not just myself.

If you feel my views were wrong, foul, racist, prejudice, etc its probably because some of them were. Shit I�m a human being just like you. I wanna rap and make soul beats just like you.

really pissed?166*132243*1 - get at me Nextel style or email me…don�t be scared…

ya boy got the goods y�all don�t want nothin of it

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Friday, December 26th, 2003

Guess who�s bizack

I might have to take my shirt off for this one.

X-Factor

Following is a journal of my escapades on the Weekend of Dec. 20, 2003.
ENJOY. I did.

My boy, Smooth, from High School invited me to his wedding. So I went to rep for the HRB, our crew from TECH.

Friday, I went straight from work to the Amtrak station (not because I am too cheap to take the plane but because I am too lazy to try to get to the airport in Queens through Friday midtown traffic.). Amtrak sucks people. I rather have my plane commandeered by the taliban than have to wait for an extra 45 mins. because there are track problems below D.C. So I endure the travel and hit D.C. So I took the Metro to Greenbelt to meet up with the person whose house I am staying at.

I walk like a ball player.

Saturday, I get up and get ready for the main event. I have been awaiting this day since I dropped a few dollars, at a certain men�s shop, on a suit. I even got compliments from my date K.C., (She wouldn�t lie to me) so I know I was looking F-R-E-S-H. (I can say it no ego that I was the best-dressed man on the East Coast on Saturday. TRUST.) We got to the wedding late. But we did not miss anything. Smooth wrote his own vows, which added flavor to the ceremony. The reception was off the hook. FOR REAL. I drank three Hen rock�s straight. (I leave the chasers for the suckas) So, I was right.

Timeout
Ok people it is quiz time.
You are at a table with your date (who is a sister to you). At the same table you see someone eyeing you. You make small talk and tell jokes to her and her mother. Then her pops grabs a seat next to you. You begin talking to the pops to see where his head is at, before you try and really crack the jawn. (Bare with me people) . You find out pops is about BIG BUSINESS. No game. I am not gonna say what we were talking about but he was talking about racking is 5 zeros with his subsequent income. (That means on the side). Which one should I have been more interested the work (a.k.a. the jawn) or the C.R.E.A.M? I chose the dollar bill y�all.

Resume Journal
I hit the dance floor like the green eyed Fly Girl on In Living Color. I did the damn thing; Smooth, K.C. and myself ran the floor. We rented space to all others trying to get their two step on. But we left the reception early so that we could meet up with Rome (YOUNG!) in Northern VA.

We embarked on our drive to Hampton. We found out that Gene�s car was on life support so we drove an extra couple of miles out of the way to pick him up. We got down to Hampton at like 11 p.m. The venue and the stage were filled with local “talent”. We post in the corner trying to stay inconspicuous as not to be associated with any of the other concert goers. The crowd is filled with 757 thugs and skeezers. No offense but they offended me.

The clock strikes twelve and John Legend begins to play. He lured us over to the stage like he was the pied piper of R & B and we were a group of cute 16 year old girls. So the concert begins. Kanye feverishly hits Slow jamz the crowd erupts except one dude behind us who kept yelling that K. West sucks. (Heckling makes no sense when you paid to get in. I would respect dude if he did it when Kanye was walking in or out of the venue.) He hit a couple of other songs. Then Consequence jumped on stage to do The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. (K.C. Consequence was apart of Tribe so he is worth talking about) Then GLC also accompanied K. on stage. Kanye went on to rhyme a few hot verses over “Stand up”, and “You don�t even know my name.” Then Kanye performs “Through the Wire.” Then Virginia Beach�s own Nicole Ray hits the stage to sing the hook. (People I have been infatuated with Nicole Ray since the fall of ‘98. I have been trying to catch this girl in any local venue from Military Circle Mall to the Walmart in Hampton). When I saw her I was in awe so I moved closer to the stage to get a closer look. (I did not know that I had to have a leash on K.C. so that she would follow me to the front. Next time K.C. should take a cue from the Luda song “When I move, you move�.. Just like that”) Brothers and, some of you, sisters (you know who you are) Nicole Ray was looking good. “Baby hair pumping lip gloss a shinin�.” The show ended shorty after. Sorry fans but JESUS WALKS was not performed at this show.

We left the jumpoff but I kept a keen eye out for Ms. Ray. This could be my opportunity to dazzle her with my wit and charm. But to no avail they rushed her into an SUV and carted her away. Maybe next time.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, AT THIS TIME, ABOUT ANGRYMAN�S ACTIONS THIS WEEKEND.

After eating at Denny (Yes, they served us). We crashed at my boy�s Cham�s crib.

The next morning we left the 757 (without seeing my second family. Sorry Keisha) and dropped Gene off. Then we headed for Richmond where I bought “The Best of Chaka” and Herbie Hancock “Headhunters” and met up with the little duns(Rome�s kids. Biological didn�t bother.)

I gotta snap my fingers on this one.

Then we returned to the Metro Area. K.C. got us on the guest list to see Regina Belle at an Alley Blues Spot in D.C. She is great live. Then she performed “A Whole New World” with Brent Carter. She was great but he was amazing. Brothers if you want to get your grown man on, you MUST hit a Jazz or Blues spot.

Monday I went to the worst mall on earth, Springfield Mall in VA(Rome note: why the fuck would u go there), with my roommate from freshman year and his team. Then I went to Maryland to chill with my home girl from college. She and my sister from Hampton, Tiff, just received their Masters from University of Maryland College Park in Journalism. (The revolution may not be televised but it will be reported on)

Judge a man by the people he surrounds himself with.

I came, I saw, I conquered

Tuesday I left for NYC. Reached the city at 5:30 p.m. and took the iron horse to the Wonderland that world commonly refers to as Southside.

NEXT CITY I PLAN TO INVADE IS CHICAGO. I only have one question. Who�s coming with me???

“I�m sick of n!gg@s lying, I am sick of b!tch*s hawking, Matter fact I am sick of talking.”

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Thursday, December 25th, 2003

Merry Christmas…

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Wednesday, December 24th, 2003

this is for the hood, you got to love me

aint nothing for free

what it is folks? the boy rome live from the 202 on this christmas eve. now i’ll be working today therefore avoiding the ridiculous mall rush, yet at the same time there will be tons of twerk at Americas malls today so fellas get out there and get it.

MTV & VH1 really shine with their end of the year video and news lists. Tons of events and people i forgot about are remembered and dissed upon site. Not to say that BET doesn’t get the job done but there somewhat limited playlists prevent them from covering large amounts of news and music.

For a more limited review of the K.West show visit Kaycees blog. Get it right love you can be a fan of someones music and not be hanging from their sack.

So I’m on some real shit at the good ol Girls and Boys Town. Like I have health, dental, and life insurance along with a 401(k) and stock options. First button ups, then blazers, now the cash fuckers.

Fatlace has a t shirt contest that everyone should enter. Download the illustrator and send your design to the site and your shirt might get printed up.

u scared?

Check Okayplayer for their interview with Kanye West that was basically supplied by fans questions.

Wild joke…

After being snowbound for nearly 2 weeks last winter, a seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami beach where he was to meet his wife in 2 days at the conclusion to her business trip in Minneapolis.

They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight.

He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and to complain would not change anything.

Upon arrival at the hotel the next day he discovered that Miami beach was having a heatwave and it’s weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle’s was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would be arriving as planned.

He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off and quickly sent his wife an e-mail. However, in his haste he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preachers wife whose even older husband had died only the day before!

When the grieving widow opened her e-mail she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, had a heart attack and fell to the floor dead.
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen……..

Dearest Wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got checked in.
Some confusion at the gate.
Appeal was denied.
Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.
PS….Things are worse than we thought.
You’re going to be surprised at how hot it is down here!

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Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003

fresh dressed like a million bucks

its all because of you…

The Kanye West concert was fiyah! A more in depth review will be up tomorrow because I’m dumb tired and I have to be at work in 2.5 hrs. Just know that the album drops February 10th, 2004.

So as a result of me being dumb tired I need y’all to read the April archives and let me know what the most official day was…why? cuz i said so cuz that was a hella official month…

and the official bitch ass nigga of 2003 award goes to….

james washington from queens, ny. this shitface earned the dubious award for not coming through in the clutch this past weekend and shitting on niggas who put up w/his no haircut getting ass for the. thanks alot fuckface. if u want further clarification get at me. u know my num, Xs, and Genes.

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Monday, December 22nd, 2003

I was hollering at ‘Rome and he told me that people have been responding to “Sal’s Corner” in a real kinda way. I wanna thank those who look forward to Monday’s. I joke around but I try to put yall down wit some good info. In 2004, There are certain people who will keep you down and some who will boost your chances for success. Here’s my list of those to stay away from

Top 10 People to stay AWAY from:

10) Women who still getting “French Rolls” and Men who still get “Parts” in their hair. Therefore if you run into your high school cafeteria lady or Nas and Raekwon, just wave your hand and keep going. Im not a person who follows fads, but you gotta keep up just a little bit. I believe in authority. Authority is here to protect us. Stay in line and follow suit when needed. Dont get so radical that you stay stuck in ‘93. Yeah that was your year but how bout giving ‘03 a chance, will ya???

9) People who all of a sudden are starting to read books. People who just started reading always be acting like they so intelligent. “yeah you know Im in a book club now”. Man them Donald Goines “From a G to a K” hustling books dont count. Not to knock Mr. Goines but I aint gotta read that, I SEE THAT EVERYDAY. Harry Potter dont count either. Stay away from them people too. All them Lord of the Rings watching Harry Potter watching people are sick. Lord of the rings made $34.1 Million in the US ALONE IN THE FIRST DAY! That means one thing……..
its alot of crazy people out here

8) Women, stay away from dudes who are QUICK to give you a business card. I have a business card but I dont expect you or want you to call me at work. I’d much rather pull out my cell phone and take your number down.

7) A woman who is driving by herself in her car, but her passenger seat is laid back. Thats the #1 clue that she has a boyfriend. Some gangsta boyfriend who might kill you if he see’s YOU in that laid back passenger seat

6) Women who wear them Shawls/Poncho’s. You know, the lil Antonio Banderas cloth joants. The desparado-like throw over joants. I mean, you can hang around them at all other times but stay away from them when they are wearing those. They be fakin so HARD when they got that lil Mexican Cloth over their neck. Acting like they Divas. Oh yeah stay away from all women who are self-proclaimed “divas”. 10 times outta 10 THEY ARE NOT.

5) People who take cigarette breaks at work. Yall see ‘em. They got like 4 layers of clothes on, standing outside of their office on K St in groups. Smoking in circles and standing in the way of the wind so their smoking buddy can strike a light. People who smoke on their breaks NEVER like their jobs. They bring negative energy, STAY CLEAR of them.

4) The lady who brings her OWN tamberine to church. This lady dont sing in the choir, she dont play in the quartet group, the preacher dont even know her name……..but she gonna keep on tappin and shaking that tamberine! Them old ladies wit their own tamberines will have you joining some church club you dont have no business in. Im a firm believer in offering your services to the church. But it dont make no sense that you are 25 years old and you STILL got the old people asking you to be an Altar Boy.

3) People who are over 45 and have NEVER been married. If you aint fell for somebody yet or somebody aint fell for YOU yet, something is wrong!!!! Old never married people are the worst. They think they know everything and they have too much freedom. They aint never had nobody tell them what to do. We all need somebody to keep us straight. Women need husbands to tell em to shut up and Men need wives to make them feel like they are 3 inches tall sometimes.

2) Your friends’ Girlfriends. I assume that everyone who reads this is about 21-30. That’s the prime marrying age. At this point girlfriends be wanting to know ALL the info. And its always the single dude out the crew that she singles out. The rest of the crew knows the deal cause they got girlfriends. She thinks you are naive and that she can get all the info from you about what her man is doing.

1) That ONE friend that you know thats about to get involved in or is JUST getting involved in a “Pyramid”. Yall know…..them put up $100 and you’ll be a millionaire in a year gimmicks. They always tell you “The dude who put me on to this, knows a dude who put him on to this, who knows another dude who made a million”. If thats your friend, tell that man to holla at you when he get HIS million. NOW THAT’S when you jump in. Pull up on me in a Rover or that “quarter to eight” and I’ll be selling Katydids right witchu. The bad thing about pyramids is that you gotta do it at night cause you already work all day. On the real, if Im a be grinding at night……Nigga I’d rather be selling crack!(jerome note: hahahahahahahaha)

Stay tuned for next week, we will discuss the top people to cling to in 2004. 2004 is all about success and how to achieve, attain and maintain it. “This is my corner, and Im glad to share it with you”. Next week people……….”Lord Willin, Rome Feelin”

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Friday, December 19th, 2003

gambino cappacino to the afro sheen

lyrically hazardous to your health

TODAY is the day where I find out if I’m going to see Kanye Saturday in Hampton. Dude who is supposed to be getting me the tickets didn’t call yesterday to confirm either way if he got them or not which isn’t a good sign. I need to be in VA this weekend for a number of things and this concert would add to that number. KC I’ll keep you posted.

ITS SO MOTHERFUCKIN SOUL MAN!!!….HOVA HOVA HOVA HOVA

Damn Candice I don’t know what to tell you. If you aren’t feeling K.West thats cool. Granted “Through the Wire” is a year old and has 3 different versions but the majority of his 2003 work is 10x better. This is what I propose: download and burn his album (or have a friend do it) and give it a few spins. I’m not saying you’ll be fan #1 but I think you’ll appreciate his music and his message. If not, thats cool too.

Whats good though ppl? Whats the weeknd hitting for? I have a work Xmas party with the kids tomorrow which should be fun. Co-Workers and spiked fruit punch are always an interesting mix.

i’m not beanie sigel and i aint ya bro nigga

The Young Bul might not see 20. Modern day confused kid. Like even though he should know right from wrong (and trust me folks i’m not defending his actions) dude was on that mission for his pops. Even if I did idolize my pops past the age of 13 there is NO way I’m killing people for him.

Michael Jackson and the Nation of Islam? Ja Rule and a Farrakhan interview last month? Man I’m not even gonna speak on this. Black people we are coming up in ways not necessary. I’m saying between Michael Jacksons case, the sniper, and other shit we gotta make 2k4 a little less press friendly. Just stay low and get that paper for real.

Young Kel picked up the Yeah RIght! video from Girl Skateboards yesterday. Even though its been out a minute its a good vid. Black people, lets come up in skateboarding as well, ok? That shit IS cool and doesn’t mean you want to be a white boy either. Shit.

Oh and if you or anyone you know can get me The Black Issue of Big Brother magazine get at me. I’ll either throw a few bucks at you or trade you something.

got a educated left hook and right hand

MURDA what happened? Call me b4 7.

Did y’all know Nelly was 29? Damn the dude looks young for that age. Probably the whole vegetarian thing working well. I know I’m staying up to see his latest UNCUT video! YES SIR!!

Go to Blogger.com and read the article about the dude who got a 3 book deal as a result of his blog ( i think, i havent read the story yet). There is still hope for us vad, rylo & silas (yo the new Sals Corner is about to be crazy!!).

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Wednesday, December 17th, 2003

I’m on the cutting edge of what’s alleged to be HOT!

our time and our clothes gotta COOORdinate

Freshmeatinc [via Freshnessmag]

Mixtape Documentary?

Of course Bushs approval rating is going to increase after Sadaam was captured.� Isn’t he up for reelection?

Word to your Mother

The Abercrombie & Fitch Quarterly used to be the lick, if not for it being legal porn that you could read on the job.� Granted there were VERY few black women in the
mag, and the jawn that was on my wall at my apartment wasn’t one of them, I still always hunted them down.

not a rookie, but a vet like Dan Marino

OK let me explain something real quik.� See if I say “so and so is that nigga twice”� what that essentially means is that he is the man, that dude, the boss, etc.� It doesn’t mean that he/she us some super nigga it just means they have done something so ill/good etc. that they should be recognized twice for it.

The NFL is out of control. Granted the move was obviously planned way ahead of time and he knew what he was doing, fining Joe Horn $30,000 is ridiculous. I mean T.O. threw snow on niggas this weekend.� Horn was so happy to get in that end zone that he needed to celebrate or he might have flown back to Chesapeake this off season and started dancing on I-64.

Fluxblog [via Kittypower] said that Ice Cream 2 blows the original out of the water!!!� Any more ludicrous shit like that and I’ll start an anti-fluxblog website regardless of how many 80smp3s yall list.

KB whats good with that CD?� I need the Foxy song that was cut from the Neptunes CD.� The song that they gave to Jada and SuperCat.

Am I the only person who publishes their blog though AOL?

The Black Phone plus news on Jigga and Melo being in ESPN: The Magazine.� Is there any dude on Earth, outside Bron and hes losing games and his best mid range shooter, gettin it in more than Hov?

Oh yeah did you catch the issue of Fader wit K.West on the cover?


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