hustlins in my veins, u can-not stop it
what more can i say…
And now we have an early edition of Sals Corner/Area 51:
The week of 10/31/03
Tips for success: My Life as a Grown Man: The “Button Up” Theory
* Remember…….Adults dont argue, we solve the problem at hand
* The following are few prerequisites for wearing a “throwback”…… (I dont wear jerseys but for those who do
- A Car is a must. Nothing worse than seeing a crew of 8 dudes wit jerseys WALKING to the big sporting event.
- Fresh Shoes. Drop down to an authentic and spend the other $100 on some kicks if necessary
- The Undershirt. It must be crisp. Luxe-T long sleeve is a must
- Jackets. I know you want people to see your fit but if its cold ITS COLD. Pneumonia is a mutha
* The following are a few prerequisites for attending your homecoming
- Leave the Durangos at home. All you “cowboys” need to saddle up and go ride into the sunset
- If you dont have your life planned out, have a lie planned out. Life is a rubber band, stretch the truth. Say something so that you dont look stupid.
- If you used to deal with a female who is still attending the school, trust me her world is not revolving around you returning. Things change mayne!
* Always think, what would a grown man do in this situation ?
yea yea yeah whats crackn? How was your weekend? Mine was interesting, to say the least. Homecoming was both fun and disappointing at the same time.
change clothes and go…..
so i got to VA thurs night and hit the streets asap. hit macarthur mall, harrys bbq (YUP!), and the Russ Parr party all before 11pm. All were cool, but everyone wasn’t in town yet so it was still kinda quiet. Got back to my sisters house (shes not my blood sister but we’re cool like that) and we chopped it up until about 1:30am. I then hit the letout of this party which was pretty much a waste of gas.
and i don’t wear jerseys i’m 30 plus gimme a crisp pair of jeans nigga BUTTON UPS!
so after kickin it with the little duns before they went to school i basically sat around and watched kill bill ($10 bootleg niccuh) and got my fit ready for the bazaar. now u may be thinking thats it lame to get your gear right for a homecoming bazaar - which it is in some aspects especially since i’m alumni but the thoroughness of my fit had 2 chics diggin me (at least X told me they were - u good X?) but i couldn’t bag em cuz the twerk (aka work aka chic(s)) that I really wanted was right in front of me.
so the bazaar is crackn and then boom it goes to shit. not because i saw a chic i didn’t want to see, not because i saw a 4 ft 6 fake puerto rican with a gold afro, but because my nextel broke. i damn near cried, cuz i had just gotten some important #s in there. oh well gotta get a new one. so anyway after a good day of politicin (east coast negro speak for networking) we decide to hit hooters. now we missed happy hour so i left, cuz i wasn’t paying for an overpriced cheesesteak or wings, plus i had some chicken from the fin left over. was i wrong for leaving?
we’re steppin out
so we go to the DJ Envy party on fri night and it was crackn. a rack of good lookin females and our fits (x, darryl, eugene, & myself) were tough. real tough. seen Pusha T and Fam-Lay out there tryin to bag up twerk. u can only fit 2 people in the SL 500, sorry fellas.
10 Things About the Rest of theHampton University 2003 Homecoming:
1. I mean how many people who exchanged numbers with each other are really going to stay in touch. If u live in Cali and I live in D.C. we can’t kick it girl. Its all good though u gotta get all the nums u can, u never know when a family reunion might pop off.
2. So I heard the “concert” was kind of disaster ish. First the sound man cut off Backyard Bands mics after four songs, then Lil Flip never showed, and then Busta wouldn’t come out unless everyone rushed the floor. And people want to know why i think hes a loser and will forever stay a “B” artist.
3. I saw a 4 year old girl sing “Milkshake” by Kelis and nearly got stomach cramps. Between her actually knowing the song and shaking to it I haven’t laughed/felt so proud of a child that isn’t mine in a while.
4. Damn my roommate from college is kinda that nigga, but then hes not. See my roommate from college (before i moved off campus) was “flamboyant”. He made (makes) his own clothes and directed fashion shows. So when I say he was surrounded by a harem of tough twerk all weekend believe me. Now these weren’t the baddest chcis ever @ HIU but they were the best alumni this weekend had to offer. Definite 8.5s/10, and maybe a 9/10. Granted my roommate could care less, but shit I’m still tryin to get put on and homecoming has been over for 2 days now.
5. Indecision can kill a night. Saturday it happened to everyone except me. I went out and had a good ol time Sat. night. Waiting around for others will always doom u, especially if u have a procrastinating dude in your crew.
6. Trying to stand out is cool if done in moderation. If you can wear an ill shirt or sneaks no one has ( i got safaris for $85, if u need a pair HOLLA!) thats whats raelly good, but all this extra shit these Okayplayer/fake dead prez/i have a college education but i only want to dress the part types sport is so not gangster.
7. There were some M.I.L.F.S. in attendance that were like that, for real.
8. I saw a few dudes who I think came to Homecoming dolo and seemed to be getting it crackn. I know the feeling so its like hey if u pay, you GOTTA get it in. I respect that.
9. In the last 3 years I haven’t even known the final score of the homecoming game. No one cared about that, people were more concerned about what your shoe game was about more so than what quarter it was.
10. Man this my last homecoming for a while. Gotta let this alumni thing do the trick. Maybe put a HU License frame on hte V or an alumni sticker on the back window. All for the ladies.
see here at jeromebaker.blogspot.com we can’t/don’t want to give you some thing all the other blogs have. we’re into art and music (going to a bangin punk rock show in richmond,va this upcoming friday) and what not but we don’t have time to always look for stuff so thats why u get life from other people perspective. the 3 people who have contributed here are greatly different from me (young rome got the game on smash) and i think that makes this blog the illest.
this is how we chill from 03 til